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Joke of the Day

"Adults never get excited anymore about how big I got since they last saw me :("

"I had a date last night. Such an underrated fruit."

"Ate a hot dog at the food court today and four gay men gave me a standing ovation."

"I'm feeling more attracted to you lately. Have you put on weight?"

"Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen? Because he is always recycling"

"Whats the Difference Between AWD & 4x4? Your sexuality."

"I'm like the weatherman and all this snow lately... ...always telling them it's going to be 12 inches but really only giving them 2."

"My friend crashed his plane recently his life has been heading in a downward spiral."

"Son of a Beach So I like digging. I am going to go the beach and become a professional digger. Professional digger."

"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? Preferably not dead from cancer."