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Joke of the Day

"Looking into buying a Saturn Ion sedan.. All the reviews I have read have been positive or negative."

"What happened to the blind surgeon? He got the sack."

"I have better things to do with my time than my job."

"HALT! Hammerzeit!"

"A tropical depression is just like a regular depression. Except instead of being unable to get out of bed, you can't get out of a hammock."

"Browser History: Man vs. Woman Woman's Browser History: Pintrest Pintrest Pintrest Makeup Tutorial Makeup Tutorial Makeup Tutorial Makeup Tutorial Shoes Shoes Shoes Man's Browser History: -"

"How much space does fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible :)"

"Two people were kissing. After the kiss the guy says "" thanks for the bubblegum"" And the girl says "" oops!!! I have cough"""

"A man was arrested for climbing up and headbutting Big Ben repeatedly... Police can not identify the suspect but say his face rings a bell."

"Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there."