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Joke of the Day

"A survey shows that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.."

"The junkie tried but couldn't quit All of his efforts were in vein"

"What's the difference between a tiny penis and a joke? My date didn't laugh at my jokes."

"Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu: You get what you deserve"

"Everyone thinks the same thing when buying Drano. What a waste of money! That's $5 down the drain... ( )"

"Donald Trump's campaign is basically that thing where you say the wrong answer in Pictionary then just keep saying it louder and louder"

"I just killed a mosquito with a digital clock It was time for him to die."

"Penn State has missed two extra points today which is weird because they are usually pretty consistent about doing the little things."

"How do you beat someone in an argument? Use your fists."

"A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job."