197650

Joke of the Day

"I went shopping for some camouflage trousers earlier. Couldn't find a pair anywhere."

"My friend started a beer company named ""Dilla"" So I went to the store and bought a case a Dilla."

"Customer: Why don't you eat here waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough I don't want to compound the felony."

"My favorite thing about babies is that none of them are mine."

"I have a great HIPPA joke! But I can't tell you."

"What did O say to Q? ""Hey man, your dick's hanging out."""

"Bending over in a short skirt will probably get me further than my expensive education ever will."

"All dick jokes are essentially the same they just vary in length."

"What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel? So you're the one!"

"After 2 million years in existence, the pinky finger reveals its true purpose: supporting the bottom of our phones."