181095
Joke of the Day
"Why are so many people obese these days? Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99"
Next Joke
"Organic Chemistry... You R-O-R get it, or you don't"
"""The house always wins,"" muttered Dorothy as she stared at the witch's crushed body."
"I had to stop my blonde sister from eating pickles I got tired of having to pry the damn jar off of her head"
"What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use? AT & AT."
"Horses are nice, they're like motorcycles you can pet"
"Damn Donald.... Back at it again with the white fans"
"What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter."
"A Roman walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says ""Five drinks please!"""
"Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired."