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Joke of the Day
"Why are so many people obese these days? Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99"
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"What happens when you mix roofies and Viagra? Ring toss."
"This one needs your full participation! Say it out loud. Say the word ""silk"" 3 times Now, what do cows drink?"
"You say jump I say how high. You say run I say how fast. You say lets hang out I say no."
"Son: Dad, what does gay' means? Father: It means to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? Father: No, son. I have a wife."
"My friend just said this: Never be a half assed dog owner... It'll bite you in the ass every time"
"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans!"
"How much energy did Hitler use during his reign? 6 million killajews"
"I want to tell a joke about infrastructure spending in the UK but only people in London will get it."
"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."" - neighborhood drunk"