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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl, did u just fall from heaven? Cause you are looking like the next Satan."
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"Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys."
"What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl? A cock that stays up all night."
"Baseball is wrong. A man with 4 balls cannot walk."
"[grocery shopping] ""Actually it should be 15 items or FEWER"" I'll fix that sir [grabs mic] CUSTOMER NEEDS HELP FINDING EXTRA SMALL CONDOMS"
"How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is? By how many slaves he has."
"Just got back from Chernobyl And boy are my legs arms!"
"Q: What did the parent say when the little girl was whining? A: Leave it to peave her."
"Vice Presidents and Homicide Detectives have a similar job... ...They both work if someone dies"
"Wait in a dressing room until an employee comes to ask if they can help. Answer yes, pause, then say, ""But I need to be able to trust you"""