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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl, did u just fall from heaven? Cause you are looking like the next Satan."
Next Joke
"What does a sperm and a politician have in common? They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human."
"OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines."
"You hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months"
"How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!"
"I went to the Zoo once. It had only one dog. It was a Shitzu."
"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."
"And the Lord said unto John... ""Come forth and you will receive eternal life."" But John came fifth, and he won a toaster."
"Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity? They're ape purists"
"Who needs drugs or alcohol when you've got a carbon monoxide leak?"