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Joke of the Day

"Wifey is pregnant again. She wants a girl but I want a black guy so I have someone to play basketball with."

"What does a teenage southern girl say while having sex? Get off me Daddy! You're crushing my cigarettes!"

"Is it so wrong to bang on your neighbor's door at 2am and ask them to reset their modem?"

"Reddit nowadays This post is locked"

"What is Trump's favourite movie? Wall-E."

"What workplace benefit do ebola quarantine nurses receive? Hazardous doodie pay!"

"I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected."

"There are three types of people in this world. People who can count and people who can't."

"Y'know, Hitler wasn't all that bad... He did kill Hitler after all."

"Pulled this one on my son today. Son: Dad, today is palm Sunday. Me (Dad): Gimme some palm. *receives high five* Son: *not entertained*"