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Joke of the Day

"*runs my fingers thru your hair* *tightens grip* *pulls your head back* *looks you in the eye* Me: WTF do you mean you ate the last donut?"

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"I had a threesome planned for Valentines Day... There were a couple of no-shows, but I had a good time anyway."
"If a child refuses to sleep during nap time... are they guilty of resisting a rest?"
"TIL that the toothbrush was made in Arkansas. If it was made anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush."
"Got an IPad from my chinese friend... Nothing beats homemade gifts."
"<-----Will never confess the actual number of house cats he's forced outdoors when the owner wasn't looking"
"Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years."
"Your greatest puns! Please, I love puns. Lots of puns. Any kind. Bring em on!"
"[date] ""don't let her know ur from twitter"" Her: whats wrong? Me: This fork only has 3 prongs Her: So? Me: it should be called a threek"
"Tom Brady will be suspended from his balls"