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Joke of the Day

"El chiste! Did you hear about the Mexican serial killer? He had Loco motives."

"What do gay horses eat? Haaaaaaaay! ( I didn't hear this joke until college.)"

"[at Red Lobster] WAITRESSES: *run toward me* ME: Red Lobster! WAITRESSES: *stop* ME: Green Lobster! WAITRESSES: *run* MANAGER: Okay, SIR..."

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed, said Papa Bear. Someone's been sleeping in MY bed, said Mama. Why don't u share a bed?! cried Baby Bear."

"How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on the supply and demand curve"

"What do you call a child molesting know-it-all? A wikipediaphile"

"What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot? A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball..."

"Jesus walks into a hotel Lays a handful of nails on the counter and asks the attenant ""Can you put me up for the night?"""

"lol How much did the Holla Caust? 6 Million Jews"

"I drink my alcohol responsibly...spilling is not an option"