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Joke of the Day

"One of my favorite things about Walmart: the impulse buy is no longer a breathmint, it's an entire rotisserie chicken."

"Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to? His first mate"

"I heard they were putting Rosa Parks on the new $20 bill The $20 bill will be worth $15"

"What is the difference between and joke and two dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Colleague: want some popcorn? Keeps you young and beautiful like me Me: Really? Looks to me you should've been eating a hell of a lot more"

"What do you call an Eskimo peeping Tom? Tom tookalook! Went to see my grandma. Dying of cancer but still got a sense of humour!"

"What is the difference between humor and odor? Humor is a shift of wit, while odor is a whiff of.. Shit."

"Why is Islam called the Religion of Peace? It will leave you in pieces."

"Cac mau ong ho nu ep mang en su sang trong quy phai cho chi em ong ho nu 2015"

"Why did the Canadian cross the road? Because that's the direction his car was sliding."