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Joke of the Day

"What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? Forget it once."

"What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship? All four people are happy."

"When I'm in a bathroom stall, please don't yell ""Oh my God oh my God there's a guy in here!"" Respect my privacy."

"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Witch Doctor Barbie ...with potions and face paints"

"What did one friend say to another on a flight that made him get escorted off of it? (WARNING: PUNNY AS HELL) ""Hi Jack! These airplanes are da bomb!"" how did i do? thought of it a couple days ago."

"Why can't mexicans play uno? They steal all the green cards."

"My Dad always calls me goldfish... I forget why"

"What did one elevator say to the other? I think I'm coming down with something."

"Did you know a falling cat ALWAYS lands in a single person's apartment?"