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Joke of the Day
"In Soviet Russia, Crimea River."
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"I told my vodka about you."
"I got a joke for you. [The Bush Adminstration.]( http://youtu.be/92bEu7sQ5_Q)"
"So I ordered the Best of Pitbull CD off Amazon. All I got was a blank CD."
"I prayed for snow on my wedding... No snow, but I did get 6 inches on my honeymoon."
"it's almost as if one's education has nothing to do with learning how not to be an idiot"
"""Hard at Work"" The story of a male porn star."
"Whats Brown and... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? p p"
"Stupid one liners everyone should know I'll start: I recently sold my vaccum. It was just collecting dust."
"What's the best way to make your wife scream when you're having sex? Call her up and tell her where you are."