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Joke of the Day

"Whats Brown and... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? p p"

"If I make you breakfast in bed, all I need is a simple thank you Not all this ""how the hell did you get in my house"" and ""I'm calling the cops"" business"

"I knew someone had added dirt to my garden. And so, the plot thickens"

"What do you call a sexually active spaghetti? Fetishini Alfredo"

"What's the best/worst dirty joke you know? In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?"

"Ayy girl, are you Ohio? Because we should be Dayton."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt."

"What do you tell your wife with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice."

"Cashier: Going snorkeling huh? Me: Yeah. Should be fun. Cashier: Watch out for sea snakes. Me: Hi, I'd like to return these."

"Only people who've walked into a sliding glass door can laugh when a bird crashes into a window. Everyone else who does it is a racist."