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Joke of the Day
"College is just a clever marketing ploy by Starbucks and Red Bull"
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"Johnny Depp is proof that if you dress like you're a member of a rock band long enough one will just form around you eventually"
"I've been eating this memory foam for weeks now and I can't even remember why I'm still eating memory foam"
"I got a sweater for xmas.... I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner."
"I need your best NSFW joke, before our coffee break!"
"Eschew pretentious poses. The boy who farted laughing gas, eschewed pretentious poses. He thought those who called him vulgar, had boogers in their noses."
"What do you call a very nosy spice? Jalapeno Business You need to say this in a pretty thick Hispanic accent for it to work. I heard it from some classmates."
"Some people wouldn't know good literature even if... ...they got slapped across the face with a Moby Dick."
"I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10 am. I'm not that much of a mourning person."
"""May your old acquaintances be forgotten and never brought to mind."" -Sir Smirnoff"