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Joke of the Day
"I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10 am. I'm not that much of a mourning person."
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"the latest news from the boston bombing authorities think it was race related."
"I dig. You dig. We dig. They dig. He dig. She dig. Now it's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep."
"I got fired from my job.. ..for being a pervert I don't understand why, though, I'm always hard at work."
"What do you call a fellow who is over 21 and makes bad puns? A groan man."
"100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?"
"Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!"
"Why I Un-Installed League of Legends. To pass my exams, What did you expect?"
"Monkey Jokes are alway funny Two monkeys in a bath, The first Monkey says O OOH OOK OOH OOK OOH OOK OOH AHHHHH AHH AHH AHH AHHH. The second Monkey says well put some bloody cold water in then..."
"""Superman gets morning steel. That's hot."" Filed under things I think about while having my coffee."