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Joke of the Day

"TIL that the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has it's own version of the devil . . . You will know this fake Flying Spaghetti Monster by his name, for he is known as the Im-Pasta."

"BREAKING NEWS Paula Deen's snack mix now contains ""Brazil Nuts"""

"I'm giving up sex for Lent.. .. It shouldn't be too hard."

"Any man that believes women are ""the weaker sex"" has never tried to reclaim his half of the blanket on a cold winter's night."

"I only like two things in my life. Boobs."

"Sure... when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's ""sexy"" and ""art"" But when I do it I'm ""drunk"" and need to ""get out of Home Depot"""

"How many Jews can you fit in a car? Depends how big the ash tray is."

"Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going."

"Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks."

"My wallet is like an onion Every time I look at it, I cry"