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Joke of the Day
"Why did the fish fall off it's bike? It's a fish."
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"The Bible says Jesus used a whip to drive out the money lenders... I wonder if they called it his ""Miracle Whip""?"
"""Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?"" -Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this..."
"'I'm sorry' and ""My bad"" mean the same thing ... except at a funeral."
"What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust? Ju-Haul"
"Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes sir. The car is rust-free. We didn't charge you for it did we?"
"I punched a drug addict in the face. I guess I beat the crack outta him. (The best joke I have ever made up.)"
"Laughter is the best medicine. Depression is the best food. Happiness is the best animal. I don't know since we're clearly making stuff up."
"I make terrible science jokes... ...but only periodically."
"sapnu puas Turn it upside down ;)"