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Joke of the Day

"Why do people hate cliffhangers? Because the suspense is killing them."

"Every N.W.A song Verse 1: Sellin' crack rocks and shootin' muthafuckas! Verse 2: Police pull me over just 'cause I'm brown."

"What's a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum."

"You'll never know how funny a tweet can be until you think of all the ways after posting it."

"I live 30 feet from my mother-in-law, Hell holds no surprises."

"If you buy a house off Craig's List, it comes with a free serial killer."

"What did the Leper say to the Prostitute? Keep the tip."

"Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vegetables!"

"What type of car would the Hamburglar drive? A Hamburghini."

"LOL at vegetarians coming to my house for a BBQ! Feel free to eat my lawn. L-O-L!"