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Joke of the Day
"Too soon for a knock knock joke? ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot, let me in!!!"""
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"I told my friend, ""I like my women the way I like my computer. ... On my lap. Turned on and Virus free."" He said, ""I prefer mine under my desk and silent."""
"Happy St. Paddy's Day, everyone. I stayed in tonight. I'm not allowed to go out on St. Paddy's Day anymore. It's too much."
"I always carry a mushroom with me, just in case my enemy shows up & I need something to make me bigger."
"Me: Hello darkness, my old friend. Darkness: New phone, who dis?"
"Shortest Joke Ever Venicine's dear isn't it. Courtesy of Jimmy Carr, great joke."
"What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college? Bison"
"How do you get to a position of power in a science lab? Work over time"
"I literally never cry, so my body makes up for it by leaking out of different places. My doctor says it's called ""peeing"" what a dumb idiot."
"Q: Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit? A: They called it the herd shot 'round the world."