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Joke of the Day

"I told my friend, ""I like my women the way I like my computer. ... On my lap. Turned on and Virus free."" He said, ""I prefer mine under my desk and silent."""

"What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara? Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho"

"A flamingo in the streets and a lion in the sheets and a kangaroo at Target and I think Carl forgot to lock up the zoo last night."

"Even though there's over 10 million people that play WOW, I've got a good feeling the username 'Sarah' isn't taken."

"The movie ''Finding Nemo'' would've lasted only 5 minutes if his mother would've looked for him."

"Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer."

"I wonder if Martha Washington ever got splinters from George's teeth."

"Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger kill insects? Because he's an ex-terminator"

"What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk? ""That outfit makes you look very corny."""

"Why Does Dr. Pepper Come in a Can? ...Because his wife died."