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Joke of the Day

"Know why Trump supporters are so obsessed with ""cuck""? Because they can't wait to watch him fuck their families."

"What's sadder than a dying puppy? A black child on father's day"

"If you managed to figure out the code to someone else's luggage... Could you say you solved the case?"

"Go green by saying no to diapers. Simply swap out your poop-covered baby for a clean one."

"What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning? Getting a right call."

"Jose Cuervo showed up at his girlfriend's house with a gun... Tequila"

"What do you call a blue-eyed blonde that doesn't eat meat? A vegetaryan"

"If you're going to carry on a cell phone conversation in the men's room you can count on me to make HORRIBLE noises and flush every two seconds."

"How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hella."

"What is the best thing about having sex with twenty nine years olds? There are twenty of them."