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Joke of the Day

"Theravada Monks purge all their earthly possessions to express their faith and pursue spiritual stillness of mind. I did it because fleas."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives."

"What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse? Get off your high horse."

"My 5 y/o's best Knock Knock joke yet Knock knock Who's there? Monkey balls Monkey balls who? Don't you mean monkey *bars*?"

"I just got fired for putting my penis in the pickle slicer at the restaurant where I work She only got docked a week's pay"

"How can you tell if a redneck is on her period? You can see the blood on the tip of her dad's penis."

"Why do shower heads have 11 holes? Cause Jews only have ten fingers."

"My girlfriend has twelve breasts. It seems kind of freaky, dozen-tit?"

"Two blondes are in geography class together... One asks the other ""Which is closer, London or the moon"" The other replies ""The moon, obviously, can you see London?"""

"Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around? He was running a trap house."