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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse? Get off your high horse."
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"What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke? You really have to nail it"
"I'm not an alcoholic ... Alcoholic's need a drink, but I already have one"
"what so you call a white guy with a small penis? cockasian"
"Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy"
"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that can read binary and those that can't."
"My coworker used to joke ""I'm allergic to most nuts, but not donuts!"". Until Bill brought in peanut butter donuts. He died in the ambulance."
"Three Tampons. Three tampons are walking down the street. One is light flow, one medium flow, and one heavy flow. Which one says hi to you? None, they are all stuck up cunts."
"I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my Grandfather. Not screaming and flailing about, like his passengers."
"How many dicks does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one but he will be a real asshole about it."