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Joke of the Day
"my yoga teacher asked me how flexible I was I told her I couldn't do Monday's."
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"want to know why i didnt have sex last night? The roofie didn't work."
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"why do you always have nicer earrings than me mexican babies"
"If Shakespeare was a pun master Then he would make a play on words"
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