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Joke of the Day

"Bought a few packs of Sonicare toothbrush heads @ Costco today & the kids can't go to college anymore but at least they'll have clean teeth."

"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An Astronaut, you fucking racists."

"What does a lingerie store and a guitar store have in common? They both sell G-strings"

"Two toothpicks are walking the forest. When all of a sudden a hedgehog walks by. The one toothpick says to the other, ""When did this place get a bus?"""

"America is there land of opportunity, where if you work hard enough, you can make the business owners rich."

"How do old people go to the bathroom? Depends."

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."

"Why do they call it a ""roach clip""? Cause ""pot holder"" was taken."

"""Okay class, today we are going on a trip... *hands out acid*"

"What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !"