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Joke of the Day
"yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down."
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"Why was Germany in debt after WWII? The gas bill was too high."
"Why is it everything I love is either unhealthy, addicting... ...or has multiple restraining orders against me?"
"A snake slithers into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'm sorry but I can't serve you."" ""Why not?"" asks the snake. The bartender says, ""Because you can't hold your liquor."""
"How much do pirates pay to get an earring? A Buccaneer."
"I have a friend who doesn't drink coffee, so to stay alert at work he gets a healthy amount of sleep each night. What a loser"
"The Wall Street protesters are right... There is no Jobs."
"What do you call a person who looks at a glass half-empty? An Alcoholic."
"What happens if a pyramid commits a crime? It is put in imPRISMment!"
"(NSFW) It's been just over 10 years since we lost the Crocodile Hunter. He was a man of morals that died the same way that he lived... With animals in his heart."