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Joke of the Day
"What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !"
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"Law of attraction to females If I had a nickel for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."
"""No child of mine is going out in a skirt that short."" ""Dad, I'm sixteen. I'll wear what I want!"" ""Yeah, but son, your nuts are showing."""
"Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side."
"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing"
"What did Cinderalla do when she got to the ball? She gagged."
"What do Iron Man's giggles sound like when he's sucking on a helium balloon? He fe he fe he fe."
"Sorry, I can't listen to your vegan nonsense right now. I have more important things at steak."
"I was going to say a joke about Sodium. . But Na."
"The prince didn't mind living in his father's luxurious house but some days it was hard living in the chateau of his father"