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Joke of the Day
"How do you make your GF cry during sex? Phone her... ;)"
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"I looked up ""my future as an electrician"". It was very bright."
"Graphic designers just aren't my type."
"If the FBI wants to get into people's iPhone's without permission... They should just ask U2"
"My paranoid boyfriend broke up with me. ""It's not you,"" he said, looking around. ""It's them."""
"Two men. Two homosexual men are having sex and die instantaneously. Which one goes to heaven first? The one on the bottom because his shits already packed."
"What is 12 inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? Sudden infant death syndrome."
"I went to my first Ethiopian electronic concert yesterday The DJ was MT Stomach"
"What do white girls celebrate on December 25th? ChristMAAAAAAAAAS"
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my cock in your ass"