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Joke of the Day

"A redneck girl is sucking off her black power boyfriend. What's her favorite song? I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas"

"Why are gym memberships illegal? Because of the Free Exercise Clause."

"Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees? more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's an obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"Boss says, ""its the 3rd time you've been late this week! Do you know what that means??"" Me, ""err... It's Wednesday?"""

"[asking a girl out] ME: So do you have a dog? HER: Yes, I do. She's very playful. ME: *nervously* Do you know if she's busy later?"

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"What was special about Three-Eyed Suzie? She had no legs."

"My girlfriend got a tattoo of a shell on her thigh Every time I lay my ear on it I can smell the sea."

"Chanting ""I'm not creepy"" in front of a mirror doesn't make you feel any less creepy."