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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alien civil rights activist? Martian Luther King jr."
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"What is a group of endermen called? A basketball team"
"I'm going to name my first daughter karma, Being a bitch already runs in the family."
"When I drink alcohol, everyone says I'm an alcoholic... But when I drink Fanta, no one says I'm Fantastic."
"Finding out a gay guy has a crush on you is like finding 1,000,000 pesos. You'll think ""Well, I can't do much with this right now, but if I ever cross that line I'll be just fine"""
"Just noticed that the use by date on my crumpets was April 1st I was sure that someone was playing a joke on me."
"What do you do when a bird shits on your windshield? Don't take her on a second date."
"Blind man walks into a bar... ...bartender asks if he likes his beer light or dark."
"Gay men are fucking assholes"
"The instructions for this tent is just a picture of a husband yelling at his wife, that's weird."