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Joke of the Day

"I Wish I had Trump As A Teacher Citations would be super easy ""You know it, I know it, everyone knows it"""

"I'm starting to think I buy bananas just to watch them die a slow death in my own home."

"I asked my boss for a raise and full-benefits package. But before I knew it, she was going down on me."

"Larry La Prise, the creator of the hokey pokey died this week.... Every thing went well with the funeral except putting the body in the casket They put the left leg in.... And then the trouble started"

"Being molested by a teacher is twice as bad for home-schooled kids."

"I was 17 having dinner w new gf's parents. Pooped. 1st flush didn't take. I got nervous they'd hear a 2nd so I threw the turd out the window"

"What's the incest equivalent of a gang bang? A fam bam."

"What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy and the other is a little lighter."

"I named my dog Herpes... If she's good, she'll heel. (Stolen from Priscilla)"

"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? People like me have to go to work and don't have time for all that."