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Joke of the Day
"What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman? Make it *sew*!"
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"Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby? Two Wongs don't make a white"
"Great opinion from a stupid girl ! Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"This milk is so far past it's expiration date I'm only gonna have a small slice."
"Knock knock! Who's there? It's me."
"What are a priest's favourite symphony... The ones that start with a#(minor)"
"Person one: Do you know that joke about the no and the me neither? Person 2: No? Person 1: Me Neither. Person 1: You didnt get it? Person 2: No Person 1: Me neither"
"You guys talk about sex like it's so great. I had sex once and she made me take off my jean jacket. Just not worth it."
"Cracked me up when I was 5, still cracks me up as an adult. Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have such big fingers!"
"1am: Huh, I'm not tired... 2am: I feel great! Maybe I don't need sleep? 3am: LET'S EXECUTE EVERY IDEA I'VE EVER HAD. 3:04am: Euthanise me."