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Joke of the Day

"how is bungee jumping like having sex? a life depends on whether or not the rubber breaks"

"I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said ""it's me or your fishing."" Gee I miss her."

"I'm so poor I'm taking a vacation on Google Street View this year."

"Anyone know where I can buy some camo pants? Can't find them anywhere."

"I like when videogames limit how many things you can hold. ""You have 100 items in an invisible bag. Carrying another would be unrealistic"""

"I told a girl she would look better with her hair back and she got really offended. Chemo patients are so sensitive."

"How do you confuse a blonde? Hold up two shovels and say, ""Take your pick."""

"My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!! ...hustling British casinos wasn't as easy as we'd hoped."

"What's a scientist's favorite gum flavor? .......Ex-*spearmint*."

"Hello sir, I'm from your internet provider. You recently said that ""homosexuality is wrong"", so we've blocked you from seeing lesbian porn."