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Joke of the Day

"Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit? r/Jokes, because 99% of its products are made from recycled material."

"What insulator has the greatest electrical resistance? your mohm"

"Ugh my boyfriend's all ""Stop asking my Dad if he likes your underoos"" and ""Stop snap-chatting my Mom"" and ""Stop calling me your boyfriend"""

"Why do straight white girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they literally can't even Like. Omg."

"What Is Brown and Rhymes With Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"""Update the force, Luke"" Adobe Wan Kenobi"

"The first thing I always do when a cop pulls me over is remind him he can't arrest me without a warrant so he knows he's dealing with a pro."

"""You killed a dude I hate your attitude That's why you're going to jail, Without bail 25 to life Bubba is your new wife."" -Poetic Justice"

"I like how commercials for gum seem to be predicting a cold, dystopian future where our survival depends on the freshness of our breath."

"What do you call a Jamaican that wears glasses? Rasta-four-eyes!"