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Joke of the Day

"Why'd the pervert cross the road? He couldn't pull out of the chicken"

"Yo momma's so white... When she passes through a prism more prisms come out"

"If we are talking and I reach up and slowly turn my bear suit head around backward, our conversation is over."

"There is a new Apple product in the Rogue One teaser trailer We don't know what it is yet, but at least now we know its name... ""iRebel"""

"Russian Nursery Rhyme The incy wincy conrade Was tugging at his chain About rights of workers He complain The secret police Am get order to restrain And the incy wincy comrade was never seen again"

"Which side of the plate does the phone go on?"

"Responsible pet owners pick up their dog's poop. Cool pet owners pick their dogs up from the airport (after their doggy business trips)."

""" Wake up, little Suuuzzie, wake up "" - The Everly Brothers accidentally kill another hooker"

"I heard the best time travel joke tomorrow."

"I asked my North Korean friend what life was like in North Korea ""Can't complain"", he said."