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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer!"

"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a chair...and a table"

"Guy: Do you like Cds? Girl: Um, sure that's a weird question why? Guy: Cuz u about to see deez nuts!"

"What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !"

"Insert your best puns/set ups here. Other Redditors add on and keep it going."

"What do you call a group of babies? The infantry."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasaurass."

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"Teach a man to phish and he'll pretend he's a Nigerian businessman."

"I'd like to thank (you know who) for the (you know what) I'll talk to you later (you know where) and if I don't (you know why)"