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Joke of the Day

"Telling my daughter garlic is good for you. Good immune system and keeps pests away.Ticks, mosquitos, vampires... men."

"What should we call this giant advertising board? Phil: We should call it a Philboard. Bill: I have a better idea..."

"This is Bill Bill has a wife Bill isn't scared of his wife & says what he wants when he.. This is Bill's wife Bill is no longer available"

"""Everything you say can and will be used against you"" should be included in marriage vows."

"How many Jews can you fit in a vw? 55. 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 50 in the ashtray"

"Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!"

"Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!"

"Did you really get a crocodile tattooed around your belly button? -IT'S AN ALLIGATOR KAREN. GOD YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT."

"I felt I was overcharged by a prostitute, so I cut off the end of her foot.... ... When I was finally arrested, they charged me with Grand Theft Whore Toe"

"What do you call 7 Irish guys singing ""White Christmas?"" Racist."