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Joke of the Day
"IF attacked by Clowns ... Go for the Juggler!"
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"Have you heard the new Jingle for Subway? Five... five toddlers... five toddlers, touched dongs... pedo pedo pedo!"
"I thought I saw an original joke today Turns out I just misreddit"
"GOD: [as a kid] DINOSAURS! GOD: [as a teenager] You will know the profound sadness of existence, humans."
"Q: What do giraffes have that no other animal has? A: Baby giraffes."
"What do you call a Christian who comes to your door to sell you vacuum cleaners? A Jehoover's Witness"
"How will we truly reach gender equality? By leaving the toilet seat at a 45 degree angle for the next person to decide without bias."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you !"
"What is the French version of the name Parker? Valet."
"Which religion breeds terrorism the most? Not Islam"