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Joke of the Day

"Are you cold? (Yes) Then go sit in a corner, cause it's 90 degrees."

"I went out the other night and tried a pelican burger for the first time.... It was amazing but the bill was enormous!!"

"Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico? Because they couldn't find a virgin or three wise men."

"Great job keeping shit out of my eye, eyelash that's currently in my eye."

"TIFU By having one night stand It broke and I don't have another to replace it with"

"Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher? He only had one pupil."

"So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Just kidding."

"By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong."

"How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero, its already lit"

"Weird Joke Q: Why did Godcreate man before woman?A: He needed a rough draft before he made a final copy."