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Joke of the Day
"Are you cold? (Yes) Then go sit in a corner, cause it's 90 degrees."
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"[Clean] You can tell that someone is not from an English speaking country if... ...if their phone's personal dictionary is full of people's names."
"How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn? None. They pay me to do it."
"Wow I never thought you'd agree to go out with me *starts car, Whitesnake is playing at full volume*"
"It's so cold that I have to take half a Viagra so I won't pee on my shoes."
"I asked a black man on the street if he could come fix my speaker set up, since he must be good at fixing electronics. He told me I used the wrong stereo type."
"Wizard: Give me a burger Waiter: what's the magic word? Wizard: Abracadabra Waiter: *now a hamster* I meant please, but ok"
"Boxed In There was a young girl from Peru Who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, ""If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it, too."""
"Honestly, guys, I think I've made the perfect woman this time. She's made totally out of waffles. And her clitoris is on her forehead."
"Do you know what a 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."