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Joke of the Day
"New Password So I tried to make my new password 'beef stew.' But it wasn't stroganoff."
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"What secret society do strippers work for? The Illuminaughty."
"The only thing I'd like for you to say behind my back is ""Do you like that?"""
"Why did the condom fly across the room? It got pissed off."
"My wife thinks I am a pedophile... but what the hell does she know..shes only 12!!"
"Two black men are in a car. Who's driving? The policeman."
"Hickory Dickory Dock Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got through with only minor injuries. Edit: First front page post! Thanks all!"
"Pac Man is my favourite video game about my life. It keeps getting harder and I can't stop eating everything in sight."
"Did anyone hear about the fat priest? He never exorcised."
"Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?"