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Joke of the Day
"My Dad had the eye of the tiger ...and a life time ban from the national zoo"
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"I can't believe I'm in class on Presidents' Day. This is an obamanation."
"How do you piss off a female archaeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from"
"A friend told me there's a place like twitter called ""outside"" where people favorite each other by making eye contact and smiling. Unfollow."
"""Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."""
"Ask me if I'm a fire truck."
"I was in my coworkers office, and he said ""Hey buddy... (VERSION 3.0) FUCK YOU LOL MADE U LOOK DUMBASS."
"Prisoner: You inked Me: *thinking about my ""I hate prisoners"" back tattoo* No why"
"Do you know why women love zombies? Because zombies love what's on the inside, not the outside!"
"Hickory Dickory Dock... Three mice ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest escaped with minor injuries. (Something my grandfather told me when I was five)"