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Joke of the Day
"Tell me what just happened in France! ...Oh, Nice!"
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"TIFU trying to have sex and it went horribly wrong. 1 simple trick to make it to reddits front page."
"TIFU by eating my coworkers sandwich Oops, wrong sub"
"A robber walks into a bank... ...and shouts ""This is a fuck up!"", The bank teller say's ""Don't you mean a hold up?"" to which the robber replies ""No its a fuck up, I left my gun in the car!"""
"[answering machine] ""Hi Mom, leave a message"""
"Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund? He wanted a dog they could all pet at once."
"Whats the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go to a store without robin."
"Why was the two-dimensional emo sad? Because nobody would ever know how deep he was."
"What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes."
"What is the difference between a jew and a Christian There is no difference. I don't discriminate when I kill."