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Joke of the Day
"What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes."
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"It's so cold in south florida, I just saw an iguana kill a squirrel and use it as a scarf."
"Friend: ""Hey, want me to get out my didgeridoo so I can play for you?"" I'd rather you didgerididn't."
"How do you call the piece of fat around the vagina? A woman."
"Why did OP's mom leave the prostitution business? It got too gonor-real"
"'Your legs, your thighs, they got me hypnotized' ~me talking to my KFC"
"Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them a crossbar can't jump!"
"QUESTION: What were the very first straws made of? ANSWER: Straw."
"Just think, in 10 years you're going to wish you look as good as you do right now. Assuming you're still alive. ~inspirational"
"A family of crows flying into a windmill is a murder suicide"