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Joke of the Day
"{Working as a bouncer} ID please *looks* Okay you can go *softly kisses their forehead first*"
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"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A roamin' Catholic."
"Jenner If Bruce(now) Caitlyn Jenner is kidnapped, do they put his picture on the side of a half & half bottle?"
"A rapist, a con-artist and a fascist walk into a bar... The bartender says 'What'll it be Mr President?'"
"[homeless guy walks up to me at the park] ""what are you doing inside my house?"""
"I love going to the gym this time of year because I'm a perfect example of what years of neglect and nachos can do to a body."
"What do American Beer and sex in a canoe have in common? They're both f*cking close to water. [Joke courtesy of Zane Lamprey on an episode of Three Sheets]"
"Where do you put a black jew? the back of the oven!!!!"
"Have the people who designed wine glasses ever washed dishes in their lives?"
"How much does the Holocaust?"