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Joke of the Day
"What did one lesbian cannibal say to the other lesbian cannibal? Eat me out"
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"Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig."
"A 22 year old girl said to me ""there's NO WAY you are 41"" I put her in my pocket and took her home. She's mine now."
"Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving? It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China."
"Shit old people Google: 1. Dubstep 2. Skrillrex 3. Hashtag 4. DTF 5. Steampunk 6. Pinterest 7. Linsanity 8. Scarlett Johansson naked"
"The most useful lesson I learned from my cat is if somebody puts clothing on you, just freeze and flop over on your side."
"What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a slimy, scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is delicious dipped in batter and deep-fried. *-Hannibal Lecter*"
"What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time? Tutankhamun."
"r/Jokes Do you know any jokes told in the first person? I always enjoy a good joke told as if it actually happened to the person telling it. Know any good ones?"
"Why can't you run through a campground? You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents."