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Joke of the Day
"What did one lesbian cannibal say to the other lesbian cannibal? Eat me out"
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"I have a friend named Scott who still forwards chain emails. As soon as I figure out what to do w/ the body I'll be Scott-free."
"What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in? A high rise"
"What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van? Yo no space."
"I'm Going To Hell For This"
"Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa? Too many cheetahs.."
"Perms are just rad skateparks for lice."
"What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween? I'll be Bach."
"Test joke I was gonna tell a gay joke butt fuck it"
"adulthood is just eating a taco where the toppings keep falling out and then death"