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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why they call it a raspberry pi 2? Because when you see it you'll turn 2 pi radians and walk away."

"All generalizations are false, including this one."

"What do you call ranch dressing that has gone bad? Raunch"

"What do you call a deep thinking pastry chef? A filosopher."

"*Batman happily approaches Batmobile* Wife: Forget it, Bruce! We have two car seats & need to go to Costco. *Defeatedly gets in Batvan*"

"According to a study I read... Men think about the adjectival form of pus every 6 seconds."

"League of Legend Spell Why do Summoners spell still exist if Summoners what delete in Lol ?"

"Her: Is my new concealer working? Me: Who said that?"

"New study shows women who sleep more have better sex in average. Unfortunately the study was conducted by Bill Cosby, so the results may be a bit skewed."

"Knock knock Who's there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's pointless..."