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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the new up and coming racially biased dice game? They're calling it nazi"
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"So I bought the new cod game. Best fishing simulator ever."
"What do planets like read? Comet books! Edit: What do planets like to read?**"
"Don't tell me you're fat because obesity runs in your family... Not a damn thing has ever run in your family."
"Trump wants to cut funding for birth control, renegotiate trade deals, and stop the wars in the Middle East. It seems pulling out is his solution for everything."
"""I'm Sorry"" And ""My Bad"" Mean The Same Thing. Unless You're At A Funeral."
"Uber is driving me to drink. Literally."
"Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out of the knickers."
"What kind of khakis do birds wear? Khakaws!"
"[shopping for make-up] ""Excuse me, what will make my eyes pop?"" ""I know exactly what you need."" [boots you into the vacuum of deep space]"