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Joke of the Day

"*peeks under bathroom stall* How's the wifi signal in there?"

"do you know what is worst than a bad joke?"

"Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is... ...Mrs Fire."

"What's the same about Christmas and work? I do all the work and a fat man in a suit gets all the credit."

"What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall? At the Schopenhauer."

"The ""This is not an 'I disagree' button"" doesn't work Title. It's like people can't read that sentence."

"It's been reported that Beyonce gets paid $100,000 just to sit in the front row at a fashion show. Meanwhile, her sister, Solange, is getting paid that amount by Jay-Z to take the stairs."

"If wandering off was an Olympic sport, my mind would be a gold medalist."

"If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."