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Joke of the Day
"*peeks under bathroom stall* How's the wifi signal in there?"
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"On this new diet where I eat carbs and then more carbs and then the carbs cross each other out."
"why are fish good astronauts? They love trouter space!"
"The Bible is subtitled ""Shit My God Says""."
"I painted my computer black so it would run faster but now it doesn't work."
"What's the difference between a star and America? The star has a bright future."
"Why Did The Alcoholic Comedian Quit Performing? He couldn't handle the boos."
"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's pretty time consuming. I'll escort myself out now."
"what's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? the taste."
"I've reached this point in life, where I have no idea what I'm doing. I've always been there, I just admit it now."