185866

Joke of the Day

"I don't like paying for pizza because I hate making my pizza feel like a whore."

"I named my WiFi after my last girlfriend because it's never fully connected with me. And also because I caught my neighbour using it."

"Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre? Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh."

"On a scale of 1 to 10 on the hungover scale I'm at ""can't handle this conversation with my mom about a hickey."""

"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it."

"A spice belt for chefs Might be a waist of thyme"

"What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients? Omelette you figure it out"

"looking for a great stand up comedy show? just watch the GOP debate"

"Facebook people don't like Twitter because they need picture illustrations to understand the joke."

"Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was a loaf of bread"