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Joke of the Day
"My sister married a black man He's a lawyer. So now I have a brother in law."
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"Studies show that, on average, humans kept in cubicles live just as long as free-range humans."
"My Favorite Native American Joke Smoke, Smoke, No Smoke, No Smoke, Smoke, No Smoke, Smoke, Smoke, Smoke? Smoke, Smoke, No Smoke, Smoke!"
"Roses Are Red... Roses are red, Voilets are violet, This misconseption Makes me violent"
"Fortune cookie- You will have a successful TV show. Me- How old is this cookie?!"
"A girl once told me she was getting drunk off of my love.... ... I told her that's just the date rape drug kicking in."
"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah"
"(Can we bring back the good old Chuck Norris short jokes people?-I'll start first) Chuck Norris is the first guy to have made a knot out of a diamond."
"I would tell a mexican joke.. I would tell a Mexican joke but that would be crossing the border.."
"The people who designed the English language had an interesting sense of humor... I would love to meet the guy who made up the spelling for lisp."